Friday 14 February 2014

LOOK AT ME!!!!

Hello again my wonderful readers

All 5 of you

I've just been reading a page on how to get your blog noticed.
I know, I know, that will read to most of you as "Look at me, look at me!! PLEASE FUCKING LOOK AT ME", well I gotta tell ya, I could do with some page views.


The content of the a fore mentioned page was pretty simple really.
It would seem that a good blog is consistently posted to, relevant in it's content, diverse in its content, pleasing to the reader but also questions their own thoughts and values. It is eye catching and well reviewed by it's target audience.
So I got thinking, what on earth could be relevant to all of the above?

Then it hit me. Boobs. That's right, shirt mellons, fun bags, lady lumps and bongos.
The obvious problem, to most of the people I assume who are reading this, is men don't have their own boobies. No, no they do not.
 But if like me you take great pride in your finished appearance when dressing, then it' sometimes nice to have the illusion of boobs. If only for the fun of looking down and thinking,
"I don't remember those being there before".
Look at me, I say. Massage my feminine alter ego.... er..... ego. Crossdressers pull a lot of shit to get people to look at them. Bum, cock, bollocks, objects up their chuff, all to get people to shower them with compliments until they are drenched. But in my opinion, nothing says look at me like some nice, realistic looking boobs, so here, have a few from my flicker feed and then I'll show you how it's done...





Don't I look lovely?

Now, if you're wondering how to do this, you really only had to look on the interwebs.
This information is readily available to any gurl or other who wishes to seek it out.
With this said I'm going to show you a drag queen's video of the technique I use.





This is not, I repeat, not, the tape I use on my skin.
Duck tape is horrid stuff. It's industrial grade adhesive, it can irritate your skin, cause reactions and leave it very dry afterwards.
My recommendation is this stuff 3M Transpore Tape 5cm width
Medical grade adhesives, hypoalergenic, you need to use a bit more than duck tape, but when you remove it, you will thank me.

To further this illusion, for instance if you have very little 'spare' skin on your chest, you can try a bit of makeup, just don't go overboard. How to do this?
Don't worry, Samantha has you covered there to...


Now you know, it's really very easy.
And as for you genetic girls out there with little lumps, just remember who taught you to do this,
It's okay.
You're welcome.
You're all welcome


-x-

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